"This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them. Who’s the dirty one here?"

claireruns:

I value kindness but that does not mean I will be your doormat.

zomg my baby satanic young sister just finished her Schlumberger field training in Oklahoma, and she arrived home this dawn while the massive tornado hit the city omg i used to tease her while she was complaining the siren warns she hears a lot there, and as usual my mouthh..my fcuking mouth said something really horrible like ‘nah dont ya worry even tornado is afraid of you’ omg who dafuq says such thing…why would i say that?!?! and then she was like dont say that hen it’s a real big deal here and here it goes a month later this stuff happened omg

yes guys,

i’m a very horrible person. i absolutely have nothing to say for myself